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John Gilbey writes from the academic seclusion of the University of Rural England, where they worry an awful lot about this sort of thing. He is still waiting for his invitation, and tweets as @John_Gilbey.
The letter on my desk wasn’t from Human Resources, which was a huge relief, but from the Office of the Vice-Chancellor — inviting me to “The University of Rural England’s Traditional Celebration of the Winter Solstice”. I’d never heard of it, so assumed it must be one of those subtle traditions known only to the cognoscenti. Still, I was intrigued enough to e-mail my RSVP, pin the invitation to the shelf above my desk and blank out the evening of Friday 21 December on my calendar.